#LaoniangWalktheGround: Semo 10 million population? What is it all about?
Unless you totally bo hiu general election, if not you bo ko leng never hear that Chee Soon Juan and Vivian Balakrishnan got xiao heated in their GE2020 debate over this “10 million population”. So what is this 10 million population all about ah? Lai lai lai, let lao niang explain to you. Basically, in […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: “If we vote for Oppie, PAP will still be the government what!”
So lao niang was surfing the net, scroll scroll scroll then see got people say they want to vote opposition party because NEVERMIND MAH, LIMPEH VOTE ONLY. PAP WILL STILL BE THE GOVERNMENT. Lao niang wish I could slap you until your mouth 歪掉 (crooked) through my screen. Lao niang know you hate the Gahmen. […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: Types of uncle you meet at CNY gathering (GE2020 edition)
Imagine the GE2020 debate is a Chinese New Year gathering, and the candidates are the different types of uncle you meet. Say first ah, this is for fun only hor, don’t scold lao niang please. The candidate representing PSP is like your nice uncle, will ask you how you are doing in school or at […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: GE2020 Debate round 1
You all got watch the GE2020 debate on TV yesterday mah? The newscaster 董素华 jie jie hor, lao niang watch her report news grow up one leh, and she looks exactly the same sia! How to be like that ah? Is it SK II? Is it Hada Labo? Or what 仙丹 (magical potion) she eat […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: WE WANT MINIMUM WAGE!
Aiya, who doesn’t like minimum wage, tio bo? It’s the easiest and fastest way to make everybody happy – especially those who cannot tahan the rising cost of living because you bao jiak confirm will guarantee that basic pay. Lao niang also support ok. But hor wah, why nobody tell lao niang got hidden negative […]
#Laoniangwalktheground: Few things we can learn from the Ivan Lim saga
Unless you have been living under a rock, you would have known by now that the 焦点人物, the most famous person in town Ivan Lim has withdrawn from the General Election 2020. Since he withdraw liao, think we don’t need to talk about him liao. But amidst the drama hor, lao niang think there are […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: Who says GE is boring? SO MUCH DRAMA LEH!
This GE announcement just came out a few days back only, so much drama liao. Macam sit roller coaster like that leh, sibei exciting sia. But lao niang not complaining hor, because lao niang like! Old birds stepping down one by one If you haven’t heard about it, yesterday Pritam Singh announced at a press conference […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: WP video & other japalang updates
Lao niang really very curious how much money Workers’ Party (WP) blew on their GE video lei. Must have cost a lot lah! You see the quality, really macam movie. Some more got the bombastic music at the background. So boomz one. Really got goosebumps and will make you xiao emotional even though lao niang […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: Election coming!
Wah wah wah, lai liao lai liao, General Election (GE) really lai liao. Heard people saying, “Election coming!” for the past 5 years, this time election is really coming liao! Jin excited! But since lao niang is not SUN Xue Ling but SOON Xue Ling (or you 傻傻分不清 / blur blur cannot tell?) and cannot […]
Lao niang explain: The Xiao Ming, Prabu and Ali Saga
Disclaimer: The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious (lao niang say one). No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No poems were copied in the production of this article. Xiao Ming, Prabu and Ali work in ABC company. […]