Song song gao Jurong!
Easties eat shit. Jurong now beri hip. You got Tampines, we got Jurong East. You know anot how many shopping centres we have here? Jcube, JEM, Westgate, IMM. Also got Jurong Point one and TWO, and Pioneer Mall and Gek Poh Shopping Centre. Old school also have. Come Taman Jurong Shopping Centre. What if not […]
Lao niang explain: The Sunday Times ESSENTIAL vs NON-ESSENTIAL Poll
Last Sunday, lao niang woke up from my beauty sleep to 3527632221 complaints on my Facebook feed, complaining about this ONE article on The Sunday Times, which revealed the results of a poll about what people think is considered an essential job during a pandemic. Lao niang repeat again, during a pandemic, a PANDEMIC ok! […]
26-year-old Container Prime Mover Driver: All work has value, all work takes skill!
Yesterday Limpeh talk to this friend, talk until damn hot! KPKB few months tell me no job, no money. Gahmen created soooo many jobs in the last few months, be open abit, don’t be so fussy la?? Please la, Singapore you willing to work won’t die one. I tell him my friend got lobang be […]
Why take public transport ok, but social gatherings not ok?
Ever since we started phase one, I see a lot of people asking, “Oei, why can take public transport to go to work or school but buay sai meet friends and family? KNS siah, why like that? What kind of stupid logic is that?” So early early this week, during the multi-ministry task force’s press […]
TraceTogether token: OMG IS IT GAHMEN WANT SPY ME?
Calm your tits ah, people. Before you all start tilting over the TraceTogether token and want to go sign simi lame and useless petition, please ah, don’t be joke and relax first ok. Vivian say liao – Sorry ah, not this Vivian 👇🏻 But this one 👇🏻 Minister Vivian Balakrishnan lah. So, right this Vivian […]
Summary of PM Lee’s sibei chim article on US and China
Today lao niang’s friend send me another article ask me to read, because is PM Lee write one. KNS. The last time I read this article written by this Ang Moh zha bor hor, my brain cells all died siol. You know how many days I need to recover from that article or not? Ok […]
All you need to know about the Fortitude Budget
So earlier this week (26 May), this Swee Keat announced the Fortitude Budget speech in Parliament. Lao niang hear liao, lao niang shookted. WTFOMGBBQ another $33 billion!!!!!! Lao niang go and add up all the numbers together from the past 3 budgets, Unity + Resilience + Solidarity + Fortitude = Wah kao! Almost $100 billion […]
Ang Moh zhabor bue song ONE auntie take photo of her not wearing mask so she scold Singapore
Lao niang just read this article written by one Ang Moh zhabor on New York Times. Wah piangz, she really make my blood boil sia!!! This Ang Moh zhabor use her very powderful England to write one long long article to scold Singapore when she is staying here leh! To save your time from reading, […]
Companies will suffer more because of COVID-19
Lao niang just read this Business Times report, got survey show a lot of Singapore companies already suffered jialat jialat because of the virus! This level of jialat is even more than the Asian financial crisis in 2008 man. But hor the article must pay then can read. So to help you save money, come, […]
Eh, how much more Gahmen need to do huh? Build them castle meh?
Triggered Limpeh yesterday saw a video and post about this person’s fren who is ex-nurse helping the foreign workers at the community isolation facility. Damn triggered. Halo. Gahmen free this, free that, until they don’t want to get well? The poor nurse still work no pay, still got to tahan her pee. And then you […]