Alah Salleh Marican bro, kau cakap Melayu berterabur macam aku. Macam gitu aku pun boleh jadi presiden jugak?
(Alamak Salleh Marican bro, you speak malay as like me. Like dat i can be president too?)
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What makes a Malay candidate Malay? Is it the way he dresses, what he eats or how he speaks? Who decides whether a Presidential candidate is Chinese, Malay or Indian? It is the Community Committee to decide if brudder Salleh is a Malay or not. Rofl.
But but but… what did Pritam Singh say in the Parliament leh?
Heng ah, Pritam Singh is not in the community committee, or else brudder Salleh, who cannot speak Malay properly, confirmed buay pass.
So after brudder Salleh clears the Community Committee, the Presidential Election Committee will evaluate if he meets the $500m shareholders’ equity criteria:
Alamak!! Brudder Salleh company shareholder equity was between $254.3m and $263.25m in the last three financial years.
Can Salleh Marican give second chance or half price for Presidential Election?
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