#LaoniangWalktheGround: 4 types of teammates you meet in school (GE2020 edition)
Imagine running Singapore is like doing a group project in school. And the different political parties are the team members you meet in school. Again ah I want say first hor, these are purely based on my own observations and for fun only k. Don’t scold me please. PAP is the elite, the guai kia […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: All you need to know from PM Lee Fullerton Rally Speech
If you are like lao niang, sibei busy until no time to watch PM Lee lor sor in his Fullerton Rally this afternoon, here are all the points that you need to know. Every generation also got crisis one. PM Lee say for this generation, our crisis is the Covid-19 pandemic loh. But why the […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: Who want see another round of political debate??
Wow wow wow, so much drama this general election until lao niang a bit cannot catch up liao. By the way hor, Raeesah Khan apologised for her sensitive remarks liao, so let’s move on bah. Now now, the next most exciting drama is: Is it we will get to see another round of debate? This […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: HOLYCOW! WP’s Raeesah Khan tio police investigate!
This general election got more drama a not? Tia gong the Workers’ Party candidate Raeesah Khan kena police investigate! Apparently got two police report filed against her for the remarks she made about race and religion. Here are the things this Raeesah zha bor said: Singapore law allow authorities to discriminate against citizens (read: minorities) […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: 3 things to consider before you vote for Jamus Lim
Dear Seng Kang residents (macam lao niang is MP 😂😂😂), Very fast hor, next week is the polling day liao. Aiyo, really is heart will pik pok pik pok, because don’t know who to vote? Want to vote for new face because got 新鲜感 (freshness) or a team that got experience leh? But before you […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: Semo 10 million population? What is it all about?
Unless you totally bo hiu general election, if not you bo ko leng never hear that Chee Soon Juan and Vivian Balakrishnan got xiao heated in their GE2020 debate over this “10 million population”. So what is this 10 million population all about ah? Lai lai lai, let lao niang explain to you. Basically, in […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: “If we vote for Oppie, PAP will still be the government what!”
So lao niang was surfing the net, scroll scroll scroll then see got people say they want to vote opposition party because NEVERMIND MAH, LIMPEH VOTE ONLY. PAP WILL STILL BE THE GOVERNMENT. Lao niang wish I could slap you until your mouth 歪掉 (crooked) through my screen. Lao niang know you hate the Gahmen. […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: Types of uncle you meet at CNY gathering (GE2020 edition)
Imagine the GE2020 debate is a Chinese New Year gathering, and the candidates are the different types of uncle you meet. Say first ah, this is for fun only hor, don’t scold lao niang please. The candidate representing PSP is like your nice uncle, will ask you how you are doing in school or at […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: GE2020 Debate round 1
You all got watch the GE2020 debate on TV yesterday mah? The newscaster 董素华 jie jie hor, lao niang watch her report news grow up one leh, and she looks exactly the same sia! How to be like that ah? Is it SK II? Is it Hada Labo? Or what 仙丹 (magical potion) she eat […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: WE WANT MINIMUM WAGE!
Aiya, who doesn’t like minimum wage, tio bo? It’s the easiest and fastest way to make everybody happy – especially those who cannot tahan the rising cost of living because you bao jiak confirm will guarantee that basic pay. Lao niang also support ok. But hor wah, why nobody tell lao niang got hidden negative […]