Song song gao Jurong!

Easties eat shit. Jurong now beri hip.

You got Tampines, we got Jurong East. You know anot how many shopping centres we have here? Jcube, JEM, Westgate, IMM.

Also got Jurong Point one and TWO, and Pioneer Mall and Gek Poh Shopping Centre. Old school also have. Come Taman Jurong Shopping Centre.

What if not enough shopping?

You got Giant and IKEA? We got FairPrice Hub. Inside got Warehouse Club and Decathlon. Shop till you drop please. Joo Koon MRT also right next to FairPrice Hub with covered walkway, no need feeder bus or taxi when rain big big.

What if I shop and eat until fat?

We got Jurong East and Jurong West Sports Complex. Inside got gym, swimming pool, ginna water playground, you can show off your bikini or your cute babies.

Want more atas? Sign up SAFRA Jurong lor. Can BBQ there for your baby one month + 100 day + 1 year party. If gahmen still havent open up all places fully after Circuit Breaker, then book for 2 year old party lor. SAFRA won’t run away one like Kidzania.

What if I no want to spend money? Got free one?

Easties got East Coast Park? We got Jurong Lake Gardens. Can IG story many many and walk till you drop! Nearby also got Ho Ching road, you like you can meme on Tiktok vids.

What if I walk until kanna leg cramp?

Easy la, just see doc at the new Pioneer polyclinic. It is ONLY 150m from Pioneer MRT station, hop there one foot also can. Need wheelchair no problem, it has barrier-free features, means got slope la!

Bored while waiting? Just IG post at all its 7 floors to kill time.

Then going home how?

Haiya now got so many covered walkways, shelters, ramps. You think we Malaysia meh?

My friend damn haolian how his MP so tok kong. This Patrick Tay, famous until Goodyfeed write about him say “People living at Boon Lay View would know him as the man who made a most-welcomed cement path to the traffic light.”

You think make one simple path not so easy, like fishball stick saga? Need to confirm which agencies to clear la, who to supervise / pay bla bla bla. Maybe not big deal to kpkb over, but to residents who last time need to jalan one big round to the road, every day can shiok shiok shortcut now.

Times are bad. Where to find kangtao?

Got hear of e2i before not? Just go Jurong East MRT, walk through Westgate and NTF, and you reach e2i. You want online also have. e2i got simi virtual career fair, telegram job chat la. You ownself like e2i Facebook and do your homework can? Kangtao already tell you, prease, ownself help ownself.

 

e2i at Jurong East too far? Okok mai kan cheong.

The West Coast Town Council chairman and MP Patrick Tay just announced West Coast Job Stations will be placed at 5 Community Centres/Clubs in West Coast GRC and Pioneer SMC, 24 hour 7 day, from mid-July 2020. You 3am cannot sleep don’t waste time pcc, just go to your cc.

You can look for kangtao based on job function and even find those near your location. If you extrovert like to see people’s face one, there will be career coaches at the Job Stations on Fridays and Saturdays during peak hours for 3 months to show you do what.

 

What about future jobs?

In future hor, you can find 95,000 jobs at the upcoming Jurong Innovation District. You have your Skillsfuture / UTAP / Workfare Training Support whatever lobang to upskill. So many lobangs you still never use, you ownself take care hor.

Har, NTU that side ah? So ley ceh

You got no EZ Link card is it? Our MRT already so power. And don’t share you don’t know, by 2026, you can ride more MRT stations – Bahar Junction (JS7), Jurong West (JS6), and Corporation (JS5)!

Psst, come Jurong no need passport ok?


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