#Laoniangwalktheground: Few things we can learn from the Ivan Lim saga
Unless you have been living under a rock, you would have known by now that the 焦点人物, the most famous person in town Ivan Lim has withdrawn from the General Election 2020. Since he withdraw liao, think we don’t need to talk about him liao. But amidst the drama hor, lao niang think there are […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: Who says GE is boring? SO MUCH DRAMA LEH!
This GE announcement just came out a few days back only, so much drama liao. Macam sit roller coaster like that leh, sibei exciting sia. But lao niang not complaining hor, because lao niang like! Old birds stepping down one by one If you haven’t heard about it, yesterday Pritam Singh announced at a press conference […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: WP video & other japalang updates
Lao niang really very curious how much money Workers’ Party (WP) blew on their GE video lei. Must have cost a lot lah! You see the quality, really macam movie. Some more got the bombastic music at the background. So boomz one. Really got goosebumps and will make you xiao emotional even though lao niang […]
#LaoniangWalktheGround: Election coming!
Wah wah wah, lai liao lai liao, General Election (GE) really lai liao. Heard people saying, “Election coming!” for the past 5 years, this time election is really coming liao! Jin excited! But since lao niang is not SUN Xue Ling but SOON Xue Ling (or you 傻傻分不清 / blur blur cannot tell?) and cannot […]
Lao niang explain: The Xiao Ming, Prabu and Ali Saga
Disclaimer: The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious (lao niang say one). No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. No poems were copied in the production of this article. Xiao Ming, Prabu and Ali work in ABC company. […]
Song song gao Jurong!
Easties eat shit. Jurong now beri hip. You got Tampines, we got Jurong East. You know anot how many shopping centres we have here? Jcube, JEM, Westgate, IMM. Also got Jurong Point one and TWO, and Pioneer Mall and Gek Poh Shopping Centre. Old school also have. Come Taman Jurong Shopping Centre. What if not […]
Lao niang explain: The Sunday Times ESSENTIAL vs NON-ESSENTIAL Poll
Last Sunday, lao niang woke up from my beauty sleep to 3527632221 complaints on my Facebook feed, complaining about this ONE article on The Sunday Times, which revealed the results of a poll about what people think is considered an essential job during a pandemic. Lao niang repeat again, during a pandemic, a PANDEMIC ok! […]
26-year-old Container Prime Mover Driver: All work has value, all work takes skill!
Yesterday Limpeh talk to this friend, talk until damn hot! KPKB few months tell me no job, no money. Gahmen created soooo many jobs in the last few months, be open abit, don’t be so fussy la?? Please la, Singapore you willing to work won’t die one. I tell him my friend got lobang be […]
Why take public transport ok, but social gatherings not ok?
Ever since we started phase one, I see a lot of people asking, “Oei, why can take public transport to go to work or school but buay sai meet friends and family? KNS siah, why like that? What kind of stupid logic is that?” So early early this week, during the multi-ministry task force’s press […]
TraceTogether token: OMG IS IT GAHMEN WANT SPY ME?
Calm your tits ah, people. Before you all start tilting over the TraceTogether token and want to go sign simi lame and useless petition, please ah, don’t be joke and relax first ok. Vivian say liao – Sorry ah, not this Vivian 👇🏻 But this one 👇🏻 Minister Vivian Balakrishnan lah. So, right this Vivian […]